what to look for in a man

thinkingfilthy:

  1. James Dean on the streets

  2. James Deen in the sheets

(via the-crunge)

baracknobama:

why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess

(via trust)

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via publicly-unacceptable)

“ I crave your legs intertwined with mine, I crave nothing but you, in the most simplest of ways.

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via psychicc-chasmss)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via faultyschematics)